By Cori Tyler
I have a confession to
make. I’m sure it’s not going to be a
huge surprise. In fact, I’m betting many
of you are in the same boat as me. I’m
not even ashamed a little bit by this either.
In fact, I think this is a sign of strength of character. OK.
Here goes.
I love the “Die Hard”
movies! Even in their most ridiculous
moments, John McClain is just about the most awesome hero to hit the
screen. I think the only way to make him
cooler would be to find a way for John Wayne and Clint Eastwood to play roles
in his movies. Imagine the full spectrum
from old-school to irreverent they’d all cover.
It would be gloriously majestic.
Now, I’m actually headed
in a moderately constructive direction with my ramblings this time around. At least I sure hope you’ll find it
constructive.
In case you haven’t
noticed, I’m a big fan of being prepared.
I believe in training for a lot of “what-if” scenarios. Now, I consider myself to be a pretty normal,
average kind of guy. I don’t think I’m
anything extraordinary in either direction (crazy or possessing of immense
foresight). Still, I’m reasonably prepared. And, I’ve never found myself in one of the
extraordinary situations that Detective McClain encounters every few years or
so.
Soooo, here’s what’s
stuck in my socks tonight: John McClain
said it himself in the second movie; the one where he was shooting the poo out
of Dulles International Airport. He
asked the question we’ve all asked so many times before in these movies. How can one guy have the same stuff happening
to him time and again? I think I’d like
to add to that. Hold this thought, while
I go off on another tangent.
I just read an article
the other day, interviewing a cop who survived a gunfight by the skin of his
teeth. It involved multiple adversaries,
with more firepower, as I recall. I don’t
remember if he ran out of ammo, or was just about out of ammo. What I DO remember is that he now carries
roughly a gazillion rounds of spare ammo, in magazines, on every shift. About half of them are on him, the other half
in his squad bag. He said he’ll never be
faced with the problem of insufficient ammo again.
The shootings at
Columbine taught law enforcement a costly lesson. That day, the whole profession learned that
responders cannot just set a perimeter and wait out the bad guys. The doctrine since: run to the sounds of guns and stop the
chaos. Now, it isn’t even about waiting
for SWAT, waiting for EMS, or waiting for command. The first on-scene runs to where the bad guys
are shooting in hope of using their own shots to stop the chaos; minimize loss
of life.
The thing is we humans
tend to learn from our weaknesses, shortcomings, and mistakes. So, much as I love John freakin’ McClain, I
have to acknowledge how Hollywood apparently wants us to all believe he’s just
a complete moron. I was watching the one
where he’s trying to stop a hacker, played by Timothy Oliphant, from destroying
the country. I mean, after all he’s been
through, I watched him tonight still carrying his Beretta 92, with two spare
magazines.
He’s on duty, picking up
a witness for transport, and gets shot at.
No portable radio on him. He
doesn’t use his phone, or find any other way to call for backup until he’s
killed most of those bad guys and escaped.
AND HE STILL DOESN’T WEAR A BALLISTIC VEST!!! I mean, by this time, he’s been shot . . .
let’s see . . . one . . . two . . . three . . . maybe even four or five times
BEFORE this movie and doesn’t think a vest is prudent? He doesn’t have a trauma kit, either?
Let’s think about this a
minute. Our motto at LLDT is “Preparation
is Survival.” We didn’t just barf those
words out when we started the company.
We put a lot of thought and discussion into what we wanted to represent
our mindset as individual instructors, and as a company. There’s a saying that it’s better to be lucky
than good. Still, luck runs out. If you’re well-prepared AND lucky, you’ve got
a much better chance at sticking around past that point. With absolutely no preparation, it’s pretty
farfetched that even John McClain can prevail.
Of course, how much fun
would the movie be if the first action scene involved John calling for backup
and responding officers taking all bad guys into custody, to interview them and
investigate the leads that would take them to the main bad guy before he can
perform his dastardly deed? Not much at
all. Instead, McClain HAS to be an idiot
who, despite his repeated adventures, is always caught unprepared.
I, for one, think I’m
going to have to live a much duller life than John McClain. I choose preparation instead.